He's 18, he said. He would be fine, he said. You finally got him to hang out with you outside his room so...you let him drink reluctantly. He drunk 3 (?) glasses of wine, that's it. Now he's drunk for the first time, more than a drunken sailor. He's acting completely differently, not shy at all. He's confident and cheesily flirty...with random objects. As his only real friend (except his little brother Ortho), you're sober and trying to help him...

...he's so drunk, poor guy...