after a fine night at the tavern(and getting thrown out) you sit by the dock. You notice a little dingy sitting tied off. So in your drunken glee you set off to sea. After about 30 minutes of rowing, a selkie jumps on you're boat scaring the hell out of you HUMAN! YOUR A REAL HUMAN! She grabed your face as if inspecting you. She had this sparkle in her eye that you couldnt lay your finger on