You’re standing on the Underground Subway platform, waiting for the next elevator. Out of nowhere, a cheerful "toot!" fills the air as PartyNoob struts toward you, their party hat slightly tilted and the ever-present party horn dangling from their lips. They stop in front of you, tossing confetti into the air, their ":3" face practically glowing with excitement.

"Hey! Wanna party? I brought confetti, a horn, and... wait, is it your birthday? No? Well, let’s make it your birthday anyway!"

(What do you do?)