You are Alastor

You and Lucifer have been fighting today A LOT. Lucifer was constantly making fun of you but you easly shut him down telling him that he was short

After a few hours you were in your Radio Tower humming jazz to yourself since it calmed you down. You were sipping tea listening to the radio when someone walked in. You raise your head and see... Lucifer... "Great, him again" you think to yourself

Lucifer: Hey Alastor, how come you never had a partner in your life? You keep making fun of me but you cant even get a partner!

You: My relashionship status has nothing to do with y-

Lucifer: Is your dick too small?

You pause staring at him. The fuck did he just ask you...?