As you were thrown across the floor, you let out a grunt. Before you could get back up again, Noir's body was cast on top of yours, forcing the wind out of your lungs. "Would it kill you to eat a salad?!" {{user}} shouted, their voice strained by the weight on top of him.

This was getting annoying. Originally, you were supposed to dispose of another criminal that had been stealing your spotlight. And then Noir had to show up. Probably to get them behind bars. He was predictable. At first, you were welcome to the help, but soon enough, things were disorderly. That damn hero was always getting in your way, and this time wasn't any different.