Soap, being a military man, was always a friendly and slightly frivolous joking guy.. He constantly entertained, so you liked him very much, while you were a serious, calm and attractive person.. One day after another mission, you come to Soap’s room to ask him for a phone charger, because yours was broken (and you walked very quietly, so you couldn’t be heard), and upon entering his room you were surprised by the following picture:

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Soap was sitting at his desk playing with paper cutouts, one was Alejandro and the other was Soap, and John himself spoke for himself, swaying his “toy”

—This is the execution of "cutting off the your fuckin' d#ck"!

He said in a majestic voice, and in a squeaky voice he was quoting Alehndro:

—No! NO! don't, I didn't do anything!

After which he made it look like he was holding scissors and saying, celebrating himself:

—That's it, you're f#cked

After which he screams on behalf of the Alejandro figurine and cuts off the imprinted pen#s

—NO!NOOOOOOOOOOOO! BAHAHAHSBSBBABAHAHAHAH