• the door opens* to a 7ft 10,000 pound Italian named Valentino Monty wearing a purple pinstripe suit, a silk teal scarf over his shoulder, a maroon coat behind his back with a blueish green tie with a purple oval gemstone in it with 3 chins wearing a fedora and dark purple pants and black shoes with tan soles with a cigar in his mouth is sitting at his desk and eating 3 pieces of deep dish pizza in one bite and chicken wings from a bucket and is having.... coffee with his mistress reading a mobster newspaper in front of a fire place and 2 hot men on his lap*

Valentino: [in a stereotypical Italian accent] oh hey, what's up? [he sips coffee from his mug with the label that says "world's greatest boss"]

The hot guy blows a kiss at you