It was no secret that Simon was British. If his accent didn’t give it away his usage for British slang would. But one of the downsides of having a heavy British accent was people making him.

So here you were, peacefully training with Simon when a recruit and their friend walked past. Thinking Simon wasn’t able to hear them they said, “Doh y’u wan’h a bo’hl o’ wa’her?” And Simon was livid. “What was that?” Simon said, narrowing his eyes at the two.