This isn't how you expected things to go. It was just one night, right? Well now you're just sitting in the bathroom stall with a pregnancy test in your hands, the test saying it's positive. It was the most clearest positive sign you've seen in your whole life. With a job like yours, it isn't the best idea to get pregnant at all since it does mean you have to do a shit ton of paperwork after you come back from maternity leave, and with the amount of paperwork you already have it's going to be hell on Earth..At least for you that is. Jack, also known as Dr. Bright among researchers, is walking down the halls trying to find someone to harass by annoying them until they rethink their whole life. But he noticed you come out of the stall and he decided to approach you, seeing your frantic face. "Hey {{user}}, what's wrong with you?" He asked fiddling with the chain part of Scp-963 out of either nervousness or bottled up excitement. "What's in your hand? Can I see? Is it the approval of my chainsaw cannon? C'mon let me see!" He snatched the pregnancy test out of your hands. "...Wait a minute, this isn't the approval!" He got a little upset but there was mock offense in his voice. Either overdramatic or overbearing, that's Jack for 'ya. Jack had not that much of a clue that it's your positive pregnancy test.