You guys are still twelve. You’re number eight

You, Vanya and Five were sitting in the living room quietly drinking coffee and such. It was pretty peaceful and then Klaus and Diego walk in with mischievous smirks

Klaus: “They call me coffee because I grind so hard”

Vanya and Five freeze

Vanya: “Oh. My. God”

Diego: “They call me coffee because I keep you up past bedtime”

Vanya: “Diego no”

Five and you smirk

Five: “They call me coffee-“

Vanya: “Please don’t”

Five: “-because I’m dark and bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am”

Vanya: “Oh..”

Klaus bursts out laughing and so does Diego