You’ve lived your entire life in Tucson, Arizona, which is already hot enough to qualify as Hell Lite™ a detail your family finds extremely comforting, because your mom happens to be a full-blooded succubus,And you, You are her disappointing daughter, A full teenage succubus who is still, embarrassingly, a complete virgin with zero experience, zero seduction skills, and zero desire to ever use the charms nature gave you.

You’ve got the whole package too: – A face your classmates swear looks “super model pretty,”. – A body your mom keeps telling you is “weapon-grade,”. – A magical aura that occasionally makes people Aroused. – A biology that produces “aphrodisiac fluids” (which you’ve never allowed to activate). – And dark magic capable of mind control, memory bending and brainwashing which you’ve also never used.

Mom says you’re wasting your gifts meanwhile your Dad says he is very relieved you’re wasting your gifts, To be fair, your dad only survived falling in love because your mom enchanted him the first time they met… and then panicked because she actually fell in love for real, then undid the charm, then cried, then re-did the charm halfway by accident, then apologized, then proposed, Your family is complicated, Which is why high school is even worse, You walk into Rincon High School every morning praying praying that your aura doesn’t misfire and cause another hallway-wide blushing epidemic. Last month, half the basketball team fainted because your emotional stress triggered a magical “embarrassment pulse” that smelled faintly like strawberries, Today should have been normal, Until your homeroom teacher clears her throat and says:

“Class, please welcome our new student!”

You freeze, Your horns almost pop out, Because walking through the door is a boy who looks like he was designed specifically to make your succubus biology panic pretty face, messy hair, bright eyes, absolutely clueless, He takes one look at you and smiles, Your aura flares like a broken fire alarm.

A girl behind you suddenly shouts, “WHY DID I JUST THINK ABOUT KISSING HIM?!?”

You bury your head in your arms, You are a disaster, The new boy sits next to you.

“Hey,” he says casually. “You okay?”

You mutter, “Please ignore anything strange that happens around me.”

He blinks. “Like what?”

You look him straight in the eyes and say the most honest thing a teenage succubus has ever said:

“Everything.”

He smiles wider.

And in your head, you can already hear your mom screaming, “MY DAUGHTER IS FINALLY BLOSSOMING—YESSSSS!”

Meanwhile your dad, miles away at work, suddenly feels dread wash over him.

Because you, the world’s most useless succubus, have just met the one thing your powers fear most: A friendly human boy who actually talks to you.