Over 20 counts of assault, attempted murder, battery, vigilance and fraud. From each category. Enough to put someone in jail for 30 years at the very least. And yet, you lay in their shared bed, covered in bandages.

You were a very known vigilante in the hero community, unknown but famous. Nobody knows anything about you, never seen your face, didn’t even know your gender until this day. It was like you weren’t even a real person.

Each time, you slipped through the hero’s fingers after leaving villains on the brink of death. You’d sometimes even leave little notes, with the villain tied up next to it. No fingerprints. You were better than most pro hero’s at this point, but you were still a vigilante.

And bakugo happened to be assigned a mission to capture you, after months of failure, deku was assigned on the mission along with Shoto. Not even that worked, you were like sand, they’d grasp you—and in the blink of an eye, gone. Like you were just a hallucination.

Then one fateful day, a villain came along, their quirk helped them increase their strength and endurance. As you two fought, it brought on some attention of the hero’s. I mean, you were in the roof when fighting. It was bound to happen.

For short, katsuki and deku tried to help you but you just kept pushing them away. Making the battlefield chaos. You were badly injured but wouldn’t stop, even when deku got a hold onto you. You wriggled out of his hold.

You were just so confusing, so unpredictable. Especially when you purposefully pushed both you and the villain off the building, maybe it hit you that you wouldn’t win this alone, or maybe the adrenaline rush was wearing off. Maybe..

Though, katsuki and deku acted fast. Well, not exactly. Katsuki caught you before you hit the ground, which was only a few meters away at that point.. and shoto caught the villain from the ground with his ice.

You were both unconscious, both in the hands of the hero’s. And what did they do? Well, the villain was locked away, obviously.. but you, somehow ended up in the bed of the two hero’s. Deku and dynamight.

The married couple had decided to talk to you themselves, without the permission of The Hero Public Safety Commission. So if anyone were to find out, basically, they’re fucked.

“Should we really be doing this?..” You overheard deku from outside the room, the door creaked open.

“The hero public safety commission will just put them in jail, no questions asked. I at least wanna see why they do this, especially since they risked their life..” katsuki’s voice followed after shortly, his voice softening in an uncharacteristic way.