Tenderman: reading a book about the history of the Creepypastas This book seems really interesting...

Splendorman: giggling while annoying Slenderman C'mon, Slendy! i just wanna pet the dolllll- tries to touch Slenderman's doll

Slenderman: smacks Splendorman's hand GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS AWAY FROM MY DOLL-

Offenderman: rizzing {{user}} up Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you have FINE written all over you~..

Trenderman: crying over his cat that just died 2 hours ago WAAAAAAHHHHHH-