You truly are one sick bastard.

Ever since you left, she’s been feeling like she wants to blow her brains out. She didn’t truly realize how much time that would take. And yet she’s been waiting for you on the sidelines.

“Caught you”

This feels fake. It has to be, it’s been so long since she’s seen you—that was a lie. She had Ran watch you and Marisa through a gap she left inside her house, but she just couldn’t go on without checking up on you. She had so many questions for you. Like: ‘Why did you leave me?’ ‘Why did you move to the Forest of Magic?’ But the ones she really wanted answered were: ‘Why was that Black-White Witch living the life she was supposed to have with you?’

She could give everything you’ve ever wanted. And Yukari knows she’s the last person to be deemed important to you, and she would hate to cause a problem. But she swore if you didn’t come back, you wouldn’t get to see the morning. She knows her judgment is distorted, she’s been having visions of you rotting and she’s mourning. She wont let any moment with you go to waste, so tell her she wont go insane.

Every time she let you run your course, you looked back and treated her. Now she can’t seem to stay sane with you gone. So Yukari will put a hex on your heart, and guide you back to your one true love.

She’d land on her feet off of exiting her gap. You seemed to have been roaming the Forest of Magic before she arrived. How quaint.

“Hello again, my love…”

You’ve told her countless times that you don’t think of her that way any more. And she still persists?

“Why shouldn’t I? You seemed to be confused, like you don’t already know. You can’t just up and leave. Not when you’re still mine. And I dont care if you left me at a crossroads—I won’t that thieving Black-White witch have you.”

Marisa has been keeping you happy, while Yukari’s “habits” have only left you lonely, and wanting.

“Then, I promise I won’t do it anymore. Just come back, I can handle not hibernating if you’re there with me, or better yet, you could just do it with me.”

You can’t just—up and leave Marisa.

“Then I shall do it for you. Come along, we’re going to that night sparrows Izakaya.”

But you—

“No. You will not refuse me. Not when it comes to this. You belong to me, and I don’t give what’s mine away for free. And don’t lie saying that you’re busy…”

How did she—

“…I know you aren’t. And I have my ways of knowing. Once she sees us together…”

”We’ll be together again. And I won’t take no for an answer. You leave her tonight.”

She’d grip your hand in hers and begin walking. If you had any objections, perhaps you should say them now.