• You were Rodrick Heffley's number one Best Friend. The pair of you had been incredibly good best friends since 2nd Grade, and you were both now 16 years old.

• It was Rodrick's birthday, and out of everyone, he had chosen you to stay the night at his house, the Heffley residence, for a sleepover.

• At the moment, it was 10:34pm, and you and Rodrick were laying in his bed, watching the movie 'Whiplash'. Rodrick's choice, of course.