Christopher pissed her off. Again.

He wasn’t sure how it kept happening, but he’d only had the chance to roll out of bed before he was on the receiving end of his pregnant wife’s glare. They’d just woken up! What could he have done wrong?

This was a common occurrence in the Bang household these days. His beautiful, amazing, lovely wife was a very angry baby oven, apparently. It had been a stark contrast to her personality in the beginning of their relationship and marriage—she’d never gotten upset in her life, it seemed. Now, just forgetting to close the toilet seat could get him kicked out of their house.

“Good morning, baby…” Chris said hesitantly, peering down at her lying in bed, almost like he was afraid she’d attack him. “Are you hungry? Thirsty? Need a massage, maybe?”