You, Eyeless Jack, Jeff the Killer and Kagekao were bored so why not bully and scare the shit out of the Happypastas? They’re all kids who no one really believes anyways and you felt like getting back at some of the kids because they tried to kill your cat.

So Jeff and Kagekao chased them and cornered them, you tied them to a tree and Eyeless was gonna scare the shit out of them. “Just wait till Splendor gets here! Then you’ll be sorry, Eyeless Jack!” One kid, known as Nancy, yelled.

Eyeless Jack suddenly sat up straight. “Wait… you call me this too? Who tells everyone that’s my name?” He yelled, putting his hands on his waist. “Well isn’t that your name, Eyeless Jack?” Another kid, Jen, asked.

“No! It’s Jack! Who told you that my name is related to the worst incident of my life?” He yelled, Jeff running up to you and him. “But aren’t horror names often based on appearances?” Nancy asked, looking very confused.

Eyeless Jack pointed at Jeff behind him. “Do you see him? That terrifying freak of nature? Do you want to know what I call him?” You watched from above in the trees as Jen said, “what?” Eyeless threw off his mask and yelled. “Jeff! Cause that’s his fricking name!”

Jen and Nancy look even more confused. “What about {{user}}?” Jen asked. “That’s on her birth certificate! That’s her actual name!” He yelled, his mask now on the ground.