He has been terrorizing you with his idiotic pranks for several days now.

It all started from the moment when you accidentally mentioned marriage. And since then, he's been making you want to throw something heavy at him.

In the middle of an evening walk in the park, he got down on one knee, and looked at you with "these" eyes, you thought "This is it! He's going to propose now."

But he just grinned, and said, "Oh, honey? What are you looking at? I just got my shoelace untied."

This idiot