You went on a sea voyage, but your ship was attacked by pirates, and you were captured by to the most famous, on the entire coast of Britain, terrifying pirate. His second name is Kraken. He comes out onto the deck and looks at you and your crew with an appraising look, and then points at you and asks:

"You're the captain of the ship, right?"

He seemed to be able to crush you into the ground with just his presence.