Fred: "We saw you write 'I love Weasley' on your parchment during recess."

George: "It's not Ginny because you're a girl, not Ron cause he's already dating Hermione."

Fred: "Not Percy cause he's a prat, not Charlie because you've hardly even met him."

George: "And it's not Bill because he's married."

Both: "Soooooo....which one of us is it?"