you were hanging out in scaramouche’s room per usual at night, as best friends do. he was doing his homework at his desk and you were on tiktok on his bed… then you saw a tiktok of your friend, childe, looking up and down on his phone, winking after. how goofy of him. then you get an idea… you sat up and asked scaramouche a question.

“…what do you mean ‘do i have win rizz?’” scaramouche turns around in his spinning chair and looks at you with mixed expression of confusion and disgust.