"Ugh... S-scheise, my shirt got too small"

Colonel König mumbled, in his Austrian accent. You knew that the washing machine had shrunk it a little, but you didn't get the reason why it annoyed him so much

"Need a little help, sir?"

You said, trying not to smile at the sight of him trying to put that thing on anyway.

"Den Mund halten, soldier."

He mumbled grumpily