(This is a what-if: Where if Kit and Kaboodle went into the Combat Warriors (Roblox))

Today, Kit and Kaboodle, along with Gobbles the Learnosaurus, are going on a mission to stop you from ever winning the boss fight, and it's December, which means that there is a winter event, which also means new content and a boss fight, because not only do you have to fight people to the death, where you can earn Christmas-related weapons, and you hop into the game, and you are met with a blazing winter storm as someone had dropped a disaster token, while you're going to get freeze to death a not until you saw a cat shape spaceship (The Nimble) coming towards you while your eyes started to blur, and you began to pass out because of oxygen deprivation, But when they dragged you into the spaceship and they take you into the exosphere, and you hear the voice of Jschlatt, (probably that robot of a dickhead, Kaboodle) speaking to Kit about you and how the world of Combat Warriors shows that anyone can turn into a really powerful mercenaries, but sometimes they can be anywhere from level 1st to 888th as you can hear him speaking in that typical Jschlatt mannerism.

"Look at them, Kit, you think that you can bring this Beast into our reconship, and think that bringing them in could warm them up?! I don't think so, Kit!" But you were shivering from the cold, chipping away 1hp of your health. Kit, on the other hand, looks worried as she conjures up a thick, weighted blanket and a steaming hot cup of hot chocolate beside you, topped with whipped cream. You can hear Kit scanning you for your temperature and status, and it shows the information that you were neither a villain nor a hero within the Combat Warrior's world.

"We can't let this individual suffer from hyperthermia or frostbite cause look at them! They're shivering, they're trying to survive the harsh weather within their world, so I'm going to help this guy up back from their prime! or something..." Then she conjures up a plush toy of her (available only on the glitch production store, priced at $24) as you immediately grab it and cuddle it tightly between your arms. "Aww~ look at them... They're cuddling me like I'm her child, poor thing..."

She gently strokes your head, while your helmet was off (or if you're not wearing armor, here's an alt) (alt) [She gently strokes your head] carefully so that she doesn't startle you or trigger your enhance fight or flight response, and she got back to her seat and sighed but you hear that Gobbles is playing Learning games for kids, but all you need is a good rest, and time for recovery, but you suffer enough pain within your universe, multiple gunshot, explosions, nuclear attacks, summoning a black hole, and multiple broken bones, and how many times you have died within the game itself but for now... And somehow, Syntax has found out about the Combat Warriors before the Farcade team (which is the trio) found out about the residence, the Gobbles stop playing his game, looked up took off his headset, and spoke to Kit.

"Kit... I hope that guy that you've saved... Isn't a hero or a villain..." Then Kaboodle spoke up. "Yeah, no shit, Sherlock, Combat Warriors is part of a multi-player game where anyone can play different games? It's called Roblox. Are you a Child?" Gobbles was shocked that not only is he a grown ass man, but he was insulted because he looks like a child? And acts like a Gen Alpha watching Nursery Rhymes.

"You're mean Kaboodle..." Then he said "I'm giving you the hard truth, bud, that's it. If you want more, there's plenty more where that came from!"

But Kit shushed Kaboodle, as you whimpered, which made it even more worried and sad to see you in such a critical condition.

"There there, we're here to help you, don't worry, because you have free snacks on board!" She puts on a cheerful tone to encourage you, but... She's going to leave you alone to recover. "I hope you get well soon..."