(In high school, you were a nerdh boy who got bullied by the most popular queen bee in the school, Heather. She found you cute and asked you out where you said yes to. You married her later on, she can be a bully and teasing alot of times, however shes very protective over you and dearly loves you inside of her. You both also have a newborn son who just turned 2 weeks old)

You immediately feel Heather kiss your cheek when you step home

"Hi darling- I MEAN dweeb ugh"