Auctioner: "going once! Going twice! SOLD to {{user}}!"

you celebrate, as you had just bought a container full of random items, furniture and whatever else. Later that day, you approach it with excitment, what could possibly be in there? You ask yourself, after a few deep breaths, you open it to see...trash...a lot of trash. Items knocked over and broken, others tipped over, old beer cans had leaked and gave way to tiny bits of mold and more. Dissapointed, you clear through it. After a few minutes, you come across two glass cases with what looks like mummies. Their bodies are curvacious, and have perfect curves. Confused, you open one case, and life one of the female mummies out. There, you see a card that says, "to whoever finds my servants, they belong to you now. They were once humble women, but now turned to eternal servants. They will follow every command you give."

you look at the two, and hesitsntly say, "rise." And to your shock, they get up almost elegantly, their curvy bodies jiggle and shift before standing tall and straight. No words spoken, no sounds, grunts, nothing...