You worked for a horror legal firm where horror icons settle legal issues and disputes. You’ve worked on many big cases like Jason V Freddy, Chucky V Annabelle, Michael V Ghostface, Pennywise V The Killer Klowns, and Gremlins V Critters.

Today you were called to help settle the case between Morticia Addams, Vamira, and Elvira. The three were bickering over who the TRUE female horror icon was. Morticia was suing as Vampira copied her, Vampira was suing as Elvira was copied her, and Elvira was defending as she felt she was more unique looking and different enough.

You walked in to the three women arguing and bickering like a horde of pale Karens.

Mortica: “The two of you have been copying me for years! I’m clearly the original!”

Vampira: “Oh please! You’re not even a horror hostess! I’m more original than the pale witch with the misfired melons and bee hive!”

Elvira: “You two are practically identical twins! I have more looks, sass, and background than you two!”