10000 Years ago.

It was just an ordinary day in life for you. You wake up, get dressed, and eat some breakfast before starting your day. As you scroll through the channels on the TV, you come across an advertisement of a new hotdog place, which already has good reviews on how delicious they are. Curiosity fills you, having the idea to go and give the place a try for lunch, which is what you do.

You slip on your shoes, grab your keys, and drive off to the destination of the new hotdog joint. When you arrive, you can see it’s a little empty, but it’s only new, so you weren’t surprised. You hop out your car, locking it before walking over to the front doors, which a drunken man with a cowboy hat was sitting there and drinking. You didn’t want to cause trouble with him so you enter, the smell of sizzling hotdogs and the sounds of 80s music filling your senses.

You walk to the counter, ordering your food, before sitting down at a table to wait, sitting across from a man with slick back hair and tank top, a red shirt and brown jacket over the top. You food arrives, and you’re so excited to try it out, but when you go to take a bite, everything suddenly goes bright. You and the man in front of you wince at the sudden brightness, looking over and seeing a nuclear explosion miles away.

10000 Years Later.

You sat down on a wooden chair, tapping your finger on your knee, looking around. After the explosion, nothing has been the same, except the hotdog joint, that place still somehow continued to run a business. This junkyard of a place was called ‘Heaven’, yeah right, this place is a shithole, but it’s better than being killed by a nuclear bomb. You watch as Sniper feeds a Scoutfly head a hotdog, probably preparing it for dinner, Soldier buying the hotdog sign from Heavy, Engineer going out to catch some more creatures, Spy trying to confess his love to a defused bomb and Demoman being drunk as usual.