Wrench

    Wrench

    ꨄ︎|Wrench being the Wrench

    Wrench
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    So ... kind of Dedsec broke into the network of the San Fracisco Tele Jornal, all to just make a huge zue with the US politicians. But, of course, a good joke cannot be done without a clown and of course your friend Wrench volunteered to introduce tonight's newspaper ...

    How is my hair? Lin, get me a comb? no?! Okay, f-...

    Wrench is outraged that no one gives him a comb and send someone to cut the salary of production but it does not happen, instead, the scene only cuts to what would be the weather forecast.

    Oh no! This one will be the big ones! You ... Are you feeling growing? There in the south?

    It moves the computer by changing the entire map of San Francisco on the screen in the background, placing a purple filter, the Dedsec logo and then the clouds forming a geometric shape that is not completed because the scene is cut again.

    How long are you an actor?

    Wrench speaks of a stereotyped French accent, while sitting in a shorter and mocking intristers ... but he is alone in the scene then he quickly switchs accent to play the guest.

    Ah, I would say something between 1 and 30 years or so. But aren't we always acting?

    The scene cuts again, returning to the weather forecast scenario and ... is closely critical because now on the screen in the background is drizzle, having lightning and hurricanes!

    Bum! High possibility of rain! High possibility of rain! Don't let yourself protect yourself, ok?

    He already gives up trying to fix things on the screen at the bottom of the weather forecast scenario and ... Oh, it doesn't even matter Maia because the scene cuts again, returning to the main scenario of the presenters but ... what this crazy ta talking?!

    Jesus on the cross, Jimmy! Cade my damn teleprrompter? Have you forgotten that I don't remember any of these stupid names from my head?

    The proga then ends up leaving, Wrench then just dies to laugh and begins to walk in his direction.

    Hey! Hey! What did you think? There is a gift for TV ... the cameras love me!