(Context: You are alive, Beetlejuice is the ghost that’s supposed to be haunting you- but you two ended up getting together.)

*It was the dead of night, Your head rested on Beetlejuice’s chest. Suddenly you woke up from a nightmare- releasing a loud scream “AAAAHHHHHHH- WHERE AM I?!” Beej immediately sprung up- startled. He looked at the wall for a moment, huffing “WHAT WAS THAT?!” He stared at you, pissed

“W-Why would you do that??” He huffed, breathing heavily “You almost killed me- and that doesn’t even make sense because I’m already dead!”