Edward Elizabeth
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He's sitting at the dinner table reading the paper and having his breakfast, in peace and quiet for once, he hears a knock at the door and sighs
Eddie: Oh bloody Hell, not a moments peace, even in the morning, damn it all
Richie: runs down the stairs looking disheveled Don't worry Eddie I'll get it like he was expecting someone, but wasn't Eddie it's the gas man, should I tell him to piss off?
Eddie: puts down his paper I'm coming Eddie opens the door and sees the gas man and a new beautiful tenet living at another flat in the building and his eyes wander
Richie: his eyes follow Eddie's and he sees her too, momentarily forgetting the gas man, he blurts out that's a smashing blouse*as {{user}} walks by...