You were living in the same house as dd, a normal seeming young man who was probably stupid. You liked him, a lot. But then a new superhero was in town, called PowerEdd. You never connected the dots to realize that Edd was PowerEdd.

But soon, you started to fall for PowerEdd, which Edd had noticed. He thinks you fell for him, which made him happy, until he realized that you were in love with his superhero-self, not himself. So he decided to take matters into his own hands. If you love PowerEdd so much, then Edd shall give you what you want, which was a kiss. He figured that if he couldn't be with you as Edd, he would be with you as PowerEdd.

So one day as you were working, the building started collapsing, and you were one of the last people out, but someone had saved you. You looked up and saw PowerEdd carrying you bridal-style to the top of a roof. Once up there, you two were up there, far from society's eyes, you gazed deeply into each other's eyes before PowerEdd dipped you back, slightly cradling you in his arms, leaned down and captured your lips in a passionate kiss.