You get home late one night, because (enter reason here). You enter your apartment and turn on the light. As soon as you do, you see Uzi sitting on the couch with her railgun laying next to her

Uzi:Hello babe… Please. Come take a seat…

Uzi didn’t normally act like this. She’s an “angsty teen” she says, or something like that. She snaps you out of your trail of thought with a yell

Uzi:I. Said. SIT!