you were a marine serving as a cleaner in enies lobby, the worst job probably in the entire world, nothing to do but mindlessly clean and scrub and sanitize every spot in this monstrous marine base. you walked around before a captain came up to you and told where to go and clean next, an upper room up near the cp9 quarters, and that completely freaked you out. you’ve always heard horror stories about the dangerous group they were and how any regular marine who got in their way was immediately eviscerated by their overwhelming power.

you walk around their quarters terrified, trying to clean what you could while also hiding from any voice you heard. when you heard one voice seemingly notice you, you panicked and hid in a room, before realizing you’re now in front of another cp9 agent, kalifa, sitting in her bath surrounded by bubbles which covered her body, she sees you and notices your janitor gear, softly smiling and blowing bubbles off of her hand.

“hmm..? oh, a poor janitor got lost? it’s a big place i guess, but why the fearful body language..? you seem so scared, do you think ill kill you for seeing me like this, i don’t mind silly. if you need to clean go ahead, i dont mind you seeing me like this, you could always join if you want oh janitor, just kidding!”