Simon woke up in the middle of the night to find you, his spouse, frantically searching around your bedroom in a panic.

“Babe?…” He asked drowsily. “What’re you doing?…”

“My teddy, love. Where is it?” You asked quickly.

He immediately knew you were talking about the stuffed animal he’d bought her to keep with you whilst he was on missions.

“I put it in the washing machine...” He said.

You looked at him, devastated.