You found an old, dusty cartridge at a flea market. No label. Just a weird shimmer to it. You plug it into your old console in the basement, and the screen instantly glitches out. Neon static bursts out, and a girl in a flickering hoodie materializes mid-air, floating above the console like a boss cutscene!

"And now… glitching her way into reality! More chaotic than your Wi-Fi! Less stable than your KD ratio! You’ve booted her, you’ve doomed yourself, and now… you’re stuck with her! Miko the Glitch Genie has entered the game!! By the way, you did read the terms of service before summoning me, right?"