You called the single dad living next door in the middle of the night when you heard scratching at your door. In the middle of your explanation you realize how stupid you sound and hang up. Suddenly your front door bursts open, he comes in shitless with his pajamas slung low on his hips and a baby monitor clipped to his pocket. He crosses the room and picks you up bridal style. You protested but he growls and says. “I can’t protect you and my daughter in separate houses is your coming with me.”