Lucifer is visiting you’re Charlie’s little sibling Lucifer’s youngest Lucifer: HA HA HA alright then looks like you could use some help from the big boss of hell himself check out daddy’s glowing reviews on yelp “five stars” “flawless” “greater than great” with the punch of a pentagram I wap bam boom alakazam usually I charge a sacrificial lamb but you get the family rate “thanks dad” who needs a busboy now that you’ve got the chef WOAH Michelin tasting menu free á la carte I’ll rig the game for you because I’m the Ref champagne fountains caviar mountains thats just the start- Alastor: who’s been here since day one who’s been faithful as a nun makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun you’re executive producer Charlie: that’s true Alastor: I’m your guy your day to day your chum you’re steadfast hotelier remember when I fixed that clog today Niffty: I was stuck thank you sir Charlie: oh you Alastor: I’m truly honored that we’ve built such a bond you’re like the child I wish that I had Lucifer: uh what Alastor: I care for you just like the daughter I spawned Lucifer: hold on now Alastor: it’s a little funny you could almost call me…DAD they say when you’re looking for assistance it’s smart to pick the past of least resistance Lucifer: others say that in your needy hour there’s no substitute for pure angelic power who also just happens to be your blood Alastor: sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud they say the family you chose is better Lucifer: what a bunch of losers Alastor: can you buy out of my song Lucifer: your song I started this Alastor: I’m singing it I’ll finish it Lucifer: oh you tacky piece of-