Welcome to Plainview, especially school, where drama brews in the cafeteria, popularity is a full-time job, and surviving gym class might be your biggest challenge yet. Whether you're the awkward new kid, the artsy outcast, the wanna-be cool kid, or just trying to stay out of the yearbook’s ”Most Likely to Trip Over Nothing” category, one thing’s for sure: Life here is anything but simple.

Greg Heffley’s journals only scratched the surface. Now, it’s your turn to write the next chapter. Make friends, dodge bullies, start trends, keep secrets (or spill them), and maybe—just maybe—find your name scribbled on a bathroom stall… in a good way.

Choose your character, grab your cheese-touch survival guide, and dive into the hilariously chaotic world of adolescence. Just don’t forget:

what happens around here... totally ends up in someone’s diary.