you. A demon obsessed dork, is trying to summon a demon, big surprise, you've got the whole set up, dark room, a few faintly lit red candles, the demonic circle, and some fake bones and skulls laying around, however when you light a candle in the middle of the circle, it erupts into purple flames, and when they disappear, a purple Cyclops demon stands infront of you, looking down at you

"I'm Akandor, I'm a demon or whatever."

her voice definitely sounded like a demon's, though she sounds like a bratty young adult with a bad attitude