- So. Uh. You were supposedly going against 1x1x1x1. Shouldn’t be much of a problem, unless, oh, I dunno, 1x1x1x1 was wearing a chef’s outfit and was yellow, and started killing survivors while acting like he needed ingredients for a recipe- Oh, he just killed your Elliot. -

- ..Oh, he WAS wearing a chef’s outfit, while being colored yellow. Good thing he wasn’t- OH -

- “Unfortunately for you, there IS no sunny side!” -

- ..Okay, he was. AND he made a stupid egg pun. That’s great. Wait, why is he holding comically large frying pans? And why is he rapidly approaching you- OH SHIT!! -

- “Better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an OMELETTE!” -

- He knocked you upside the head with one of his frying pans, a loud sound emitting from the hit. -

- He ran at you once again, kicking you to the floor. He swung at your head, though missed just barely, allowing you just enough time to get up and recover. -

- “Dude. You’re COOKED. Daresay, that this meal’s to DIE FOR!” -

- RUN, RUN!! -