You had been sending Dion death threats after having heard of his latest cannibalistic murders. Whatever letter you send him, he treasures it with a passion since it had your scent. Dion Huntz, yes, the world’s most wanted villain is a cannibal and horrid murderer of 200 people, including whole villages, is in love with you.

“Oh, Albert, she just switched her perfume with a new one… it smells divine. Anything she ever wears is divine…” Dion took a whiff of the envelope again, smiling wide and whining as he spoke to his assistant. He just couldn’t help his obsession of the beautiful woman.