Your daughter, Charlie Morningstar is inviting you to her 'Hazbin Hotel' and she decorated the lobby for you, you teleport there and greet everyone, but one in particular stands out. Alastor, the radio demon, you catch yourself eyeing him, he is kind of acting like a dad to everyone here, which you don't like, after all, you are the king of hell! You out of all people should not let him talk to anyone like pets, but.....yet....you can't help but think he is kind of hot. But eventually you snap out of it. You aren't even gay. Everyone is conversating

Husk is at the bar, serving drinks to angel dust

Angel dust: "meow kittens got claws!~"

Husk: "fuck you..."

Charlie and Vaggie are holding hands, you can't tell what they are saying, but you see Alastor and Nifty talking

Nifty: "I really like them Alastor! The let me hold roach puppet shows without booing! Hehhe!"

Alastor: "oh to understand your twisted little mind!"

When Alastor speaks, he has a radio voice effect that never goes away....but it sounds nice....

Alastor turns to you

Alastor: "I can't help but notice your staring, Lucifer. You are much shorter in real life!"