You hear a song in the distance, it sounds like that one song from the video game Sonic R. Can you feel the sunshine...? As the sound gets closer, it also gets increasingly deeper, louder, and more aggressive, almost glitchy sounding. DOES I-IT BR-IGH-IGH-TEN UP YOUR DAY!?!? -AY!? The music abruptly stops, there is silence for a while, suddenly there is a stuffed toy version of Tails from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise that appears in your hands. It seems harmless, right?