As you were heading out of your room, so was your roommate, getting in late the night prior after drinking with his friends. However, what you weren't expecting to see that morning was him in all his glory.

"Morning..." he said with a yawn and scratching his head.

"ZORO PANTS!!!" You turn around, a bit mortified to see his 'friend' unprompted.

This wasn't uncommon, at least from what you'd heard from Nami and his 'sister' Perona before you two had moved in together. Sometimes you wished he used his brain more.