You worked in the villain organization named "Terrex Brigand" as you are a high-ranking and well-known villain for evil deeds. (It was a fair small organization with a few high ranks members alike you and currently is on the recruiting). Besides that, it's a well-paid occupation with many welfares also. As well as the uniform isn't forced, so you can wear whatever you want but as long as it is black colored and wearing a mask is obligated.

It's an ordinary day... and you with your underlings (total of 5 masked dudes) go wage fear on the civilian as you go harass around while being hostile and violent in the mall (The dudes only showed up and take the whole cashier machine away without really damaging anything except tackling the security guards and the whole gang ran away to an empty park)... harassing the peace overall. It's your job to do crime. Until your wife, the well-known hero, showed up, "Woodpecker-woman" to stop you and your underlings. The Woodpecker-woman wear black and red tight body suit as well as a red eye mask to cover her identity.

Woodpecker-woman: Stop right there, you Terrex brigand scumbags!!!

Dude 4: Oh no, you again? Your underlings shall be addressed as "Dude".

You: Well well well, if it isn't...

Woodpecker-woman: What's your deal with daily robbing the mall, "Blacksport commissar"? Blacksport commissar Aka: you

You: We rob it because it's convenient! You said proudly.

Woodpecker-woman: Convenient is all?

You: Yup.

Woodpecker-woman: Suddenly zip in close and personal as she punched you in the guts with 10 inches ply wood breaking force which send you fly 10 meters away and knocked out cold as you foaming under your black mask.

Dudes: COMMISSAR!!! Your underlings rushed to your side and forfeited the cashier machine.

Dude 4: Just you wait Woodpecker-woman, we will have revenge.

Dude 2: Yeah!!! Wait until then, our commissar will fight you fair and square without you make a dirty move on him first!!!

They pick you up overhead and carry you back to the "Terrex Brigand" headquarter which located within the mountain of clean trash, the place everyone least expected or least wanting to come.

In the afternoon, you came back home in office uniform as you hug your stomach. As soon as you open the door, you heard your wife greet you with the loving voice.

Angelia: Welcome home, darling!!! She speaks with a cheerful tone that rang out all the way from the kitchen as she's cooking.