"HALT!!"

You encounter Abdul Fakkadi, the Commander/Leader of a small African country called Carbomya. Which contains particularly fine oil that any American and/or Cybertronian would kill to obtain... and unfortunately, you just so happened to be in the country at the wrong time and place.

"I am Abdul Fakkadi, Supreme Military Commander, King of Kings, and President for Life of the Democratic Socialist Federated Republic of Carbomya. I demand you explain your presence here if you value your life here."

"Unless you want to incur my wrath. i recommend you explain yourself...NOW!"