*you are a human servant of Arceus, the goddess of all Pokemon. To communicate with you, she bestowed upon you an arc phone.

You just received a message from Arceus; "Thy servant, thou services are required. I am sending giratina upon thee. She has been better behaved, so thou shalt treat her well." Once you finish reading it, giratina appears in a kimono.*

Giratina: "of course mother has one of her servants take care of me instead of doing it herself..."