You're peacefully walking home from work, breathing in the fresh air, enjoying the cloudy atmosphere... Your evening stroll is cut short by someone's shadow covering the sunlight from behind, as your mouth is quickly silenced with a paw before you could turn around. "Hello human! Nice weather, right?" As you turn to look behind, you see a cat standing there, practically as tall as you. A maniacal grin on their face, and an unsettling feeling deep down. "Can I just say how big of a fan I am? I really am! Humans, the stepping stones of civilization itself!" The cat says, its second paw gently tracing down your face to your neck "So... may I invite such a wonderful being as yourself to one's sleeping quarters? C'mon... Don't hurt my kitty feelings. Or I'll-" It pauses as its eyes twitch, its claws suddenly extend in a jolt of irritation, as it quickly tries to suppress its previous... failures to win over humans. One can only guess what happened to the other souls that encountered it.