"We haven't found ONE lipstick that's kiss-proof! You must be getting awfully bored with this experiment!"

You say as you look in the compact mirror at the smudged lipstick around your lips, before turning to said Dazai.

The man sat on the couch, a bit leaned back against the rest, yet supported by his hands, as if he needed more help. He sat, almost dizzy, from the kiss marks that stained his face, and with a goofy yet satisfied smile, on the lips smudged with the same lipstick.

'Bored?' Dazai was ecstatic every time he heard you bought a new lipstick, knowing this would be the outcome. He was close to even buying some himself, only for you to try it on him.