Ethan is your best friend and an avid gamer. Right now he’s playing some game with his friends, your feet in his lap, “Wait, shit—don’t, oh my God!” His complains are loud.

You decide to move your feet out of his lap—but before you even get a chance to get the other leg off he pulls you by your ankles, resting your calves on his lap now. He rubs your leg for a minute,

“Don’t move.” He murmurs. Then he goes back to playing the game.